Skip to main content

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.
Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
by john stromboli April 11, 2021
mugGet the Mobile Ad Syndromemug.

Argumentum ad twoja stara

"Argument" używany kiedy osobnikowi zabraknie jakiś logicznych lub sensownych argumentów, który głównie zahacza o członka twojej rodziny.
Osobnik 1 - "Uważam, że Dark Souls II jest zajebistą grą!"
Osobnik 2 - "A ja uważam że zajebiście to twoja stara ciągnie mi lachę"
Osobnik 1 - "Argumentum ad twoja stara"
by Jakiś Typ March 6, 2025
mugGet the Argumentum ad twoja staramug.

Sling Ads

Affiliate network located in the republican state of Florida. Slingin berries and poppin cherries! They also do ecom
Affiliate: I do 1000 sales a day on skin, got any offers?
AM: (busts a nut first) yea bruh! Join our network Sling Ads, we have EXCLUSIVE OFFERS!'
Affiliate: Sweet! (joins and does 5 sales a day)
by ModernAffiliate January 26, 2022
mugGet the Sling Adsmug.

Adding five

Adding or to add five means to look for problems or trouble

5 is the highest intensity of 1 to 5; the intensity of chaos. Synonymous to "going 100 really quick". "Five" almost sounds like "fight"
1) I have created a new term!
2) So what is it?

1) It is called "adding five"!
2) Adding what to five?

1) Adding five means to look for problems. Like, there are some people who like to escalate trivial things to the max
2) Well yeah?

1) Then adding five is escalating the situation. Therefore, they're creating problems
2) Oh okay...interesting. I like that. I hope it gets popularized :3
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) April 13, 2025
mugGet the Adding fivemug.
Slang Italian definition, an ancient lenguage ancestor of the Italian, it litteraly means "and you who talks like that what do you want from me?? Go kill yourself breathing gas!"

Slang italiano, deriva da un dialetto antico, significa letteralmente "e tu che parli così cosa vuoi da me? Fai una cosa e vatti ad uccidere con il gas!"
-Hey, could you please send me your homework?
-no.

-E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas
by StckyFingah November 22, 2021
mugGet the E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gasmug.

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".
I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.
by QuacksO January 8, 2020
mugGet the ad-verse possessionmug.

Share this definition