National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

by Sponge87 October 21, 2021

National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.

idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

by NOT NEKU February 13, 2023

National Give your child six dollars day

National give your child six dollars day is on January 20th and is based off of a true story of a child who needed six dollars and their parents gave them that 6 dollars and they invented gravity.

I love National Give your child six dollars day!

by RealPerson... January 20, 2021

National 'beat the shit out of those predators' day

Why doesn't this exist?

National 'beat the shit out of those predators' day

by Yeah keep stealing them names September 9, 2021

National don't slap your boyfriends ass day

March 12th is the official day where you can NOT slap your boyfriends ass.

*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*

by YupThatsAThot March 12, 2021

National give a guy your left sock day

It is on December 3rd it’s when you give a guy your left sock that you are wearing

On National give a guy your left sock day you you give a guy your left sock

by Smoothking October 20, 2020

National let nakhi smack your butt day

Let nakhi smack your butt

National let nakhi smack your butt day

by Nakhi October 14, 2021