dumbass friend

My dumbass friend is right next to me while writing this a dumbass friend is usually a friend that's an ass and or dumb as hell so 9 times out of 10 you have dumbass friends.
A dumbass friend is a friend that's dumb and or ass.
Me: yo what's popping
Dumbass friend: pp poopoo funny "LAUGH OUT LOUD" so that is a dumbass friend.
by Cumrocket69420 July 17, 2022
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Meme friends

Friends who are having a swell time sharing meme's with each other. These special kind of friends also refer to themselfes as Meme God's, Meme Queens and Meme Kings.
The two strangers didn't have anything in common, until they started sharing meme's with each other. And so they became meme friends.
by Shantidevi July 14, 2017
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Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.
Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream
by Hellotherefriend November 09, 2020
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Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 07, 2012
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Barney & Friends

A kids show about a friendly dinosaur named Barney. They sing a song every 2 minutes and it’s really annoying but it’s good for little kids and he ain’t a whiny brat like Caillou so he’s alrighttt
Person 1: Yo did you know Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato we’re on Barney & Friends together?
Person 2: Haha wowww
by bubble.chald January 17, 2020
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Sunrise Friend

The kind of friend that you can spend time with or talk to until the sun rises.
"You've always been a Sunrise Friend to me."
by Devenus January 25, 2024
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offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"
"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"
by loki★ January 08, 2023
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