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Cock and balls

Why ohh why the fuck are you looking up cock and balls in the fucking urban Dictionary. Are you fucking gay
Robert:bro let’s look up cock and balls in the urban Dictionary. Since were at school and are fucking bord.
Sam:yo lets do it.
Robert: aww I thought it would say something funny.
Sam:well I guess not. I guess it’s time to look up cock and ball torture.
Robert:OK!
by Adof trump September 25, 2019
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sperm ball

Sperm ball is a truly amazing game invented by members of camp dave and team amazing at download 2007. It involves launching a sperm shaped ball at each other and hoping for the best.
"yo rexy wheres the sperm ball at"
by [Super JO] January 5, 2009
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Tether ball

The act of finding an old man whose nut sack hangs very low and giving him a large amount of Viagra in order to make his penis erect. Once erect, slap his nut sack and see how many times his nut sack will wrap around his own penis. Whoever gets the most wrap arounds wins.
Hey do you wanna play Tether ball after school?
Yeah sure!!! But whose grandpa will we use?
by kwlab April 19, 2011
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fuck it we ball

when you’re tired of life being shitty so you just stop giving a shit
Kevin: Yo you wanna go do some stupid shit
Mark: I mean life has been shit lately so “fuck it we ball”
by KnotKt March 8, 2021
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Blue balls of death

On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."
The other night I was jerkin' it and just as I was about to cum, BLAM! Blue balls of death...
by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011
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balls and shaft

me- "my car wont pass california emissions" sisters bf joey- "balls and shaft man"
by James AkA ChiTown Bambino October 7, 2008
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