Mr Krabbed

When a person is consumed in some way by the holy power of one Mr Krabs, owner and operator of the Krusty Krab chain of ocean-based burger restaurants. Those who have been Mister Krabbed's first symptom is usually an obsession with both making and saving money, which is followed by the person's laughter sounding like that of Mr Krabs: "Agagagagagaga!". Eventually, the affected takes on the physical characteristics of Mr Krabs. There is no cure for the disease, and it has a 97.6543994% mortality rate. Over 64,000,000 people have been affected globally.

Dude 1: "Hey Dude, when we go to Universal Studios we should totally check out that SpongeBob float!"
Dude 2: "Yes we shall me boy, Agagagagagaga!"
Dude 1: "Oh my god, I can't believe it. You've been Mr Krabbed! Hurry, get to the ED right away!"

by The Butt Dictionary October 28, 2021

mrs wade

a maths teacher, kind to the good, evil to the ones who dont know their times tables....

mrs wade: little billy, what's 2x4?

little billy: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2

mrs wade: detention

by bobertthetortoise October 29, 2021

Mr. Wilson

A kool guy. (He awesome)

Guy: “Hi, Mr. Wilson!”
Mr. Wilson “yo! You have Fs in all your classes and now you will get all As cuz i’m cool like that!”

by TRPL0 November 1, 2021

Mr. Weeks

Mr. Weeks! My dude! The main man! Where do I start? This might sound cheesy, but Mr. Weeks is so much more than just a student teacher. He's a friend.He's funny, kind, smart, and easy to listen and talk to.He's someone that I've connected with easily, we vibed straight away. Not to mention an incredible sense of style! :) He radiates good energy and he can make anyone smile within seconds of meeting him. The world brightened when he came into it, and I know his life has such a bright future. The world needs more people like him, and I feel lucky to know someone so incredible.

Did you hear about Mr. Weeks? It's his BIRTHDAY!!

by Kiri♡ November 1, 2021

Mr Easton

furious anger, AaaaaAaaRRrrRGggG, GggRrrrrrrrrrrrr, so very

"Stop being so Mr Easton"~ Dave
"I'm just so Mr Easton right now, it's best to leave me alone so I can punch a wall in frustration"~ Craig

by Tjpoffuppf November 2, 2021

Mr. Piper

Sexiest history teacher alive. Has a battle helmet. Says the N-word then asks if it's okay. Is white.

dicks out
cheeks spread
who you fucking?
Mr. Piper or Dream

by Geoffrey is Jewish November 2, 2021

Mr. Miami

A Blond long haired Norwegian dude(see Gay He-man), using all his time working out and partying with girls half his age.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.

Look at Mr. Miami crushing those young ones...

by Old Dirty Grimmy July 14, 2021