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Blue udders

When a farmer neglects to milk his dairy cows, and the buildup of milk causes pain and distress for the poor cow
Farmer Dave: Hey boy, did you milk the dairy cows yet?

Boy: The dairy cows? Why, I was busy tending to the chickens!

Farmer Dave: You fool! Haven't you any clue what you've done!? You gave my dairy cows, my pride and joy in this world blue udders!!!
by Beefeth June 30, 2021
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Blues

Blues are fentanyl pills stamped m30 and look identical to OxyContin 30mg pills.
You got any blues?
by The real Twizel February 7, 2023
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Blues

percs
perc 30's laced with fentynal
by zanman331 June 19, 2022
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blue pongtiwat

I love blue pongtiwat
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blue cranberry

something that isn't real
just as real as a blue cranberry!
by l8DrK January 15, 2023
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Blue

Shows the mood of someone that is melancholy, sad, or depressed.
"He feel blue every time he's alone"
by Renfe_22 August 22, 2022
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Jazz and Blues

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated pigs so I bought a Jazz and Blues record.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
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