blue scanky scandinavan monkey

a monkey that is scanky and is blue and is from scaninavian and lives on colfax.

Look at that blue scanky scandinavan mokey. Its sexy.

by Tina September 1, 2003

free monkey wagon rides

it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!

Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50

by Jimothy Akers March 24, 2005

monkey water

loose change used for frivolous purposes.

monkey water is used for drinking, gambling, loose women, and the like.

by total man January 1, 2012

not my monkey not my shit show

Lol

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023

Garlic butter croissant monkey balls

A damn good food

Bro mcdonalds has garlic butter croissant monkey balls now

by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022

ugly monkey/frog looking thing

What it sounds like; can be used to describe 80% of rappers today.

They're playing the ugly monkey/frog looking thing's music again!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1!

A statement made on various internet forums as an ice-breaker

Person 1: bored....

Person 2: I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1!

Person 1: no

by Teh!1!!Walrus!!!1! April 4, 2011