November 1

November 1 is National Adopt a Clown Day! I saw that November 1st was invent your own holiday or something on urban dictionary so I did this 🤡

Person 1: Let’s go to the circus!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: It’s November 1st!!
Person 2: Oh..

by Anonymous Clown November 1, 2019

November 13

Today you have to kiss your gf/bf

Gf/bf: why did you kiss me?
You: it’s November 13

by MMEEEEEEMEEMMEMEMEMEMEM November 12, 2019

No nut November

Every year the male gender try’s not to nut for a month

Guy: I successfully completed no nut November

by Ian is coll 1284 November 22, 2020

November 12

National hot day because ur super hot bitch 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Ur mom

I'm gay on November 12😹😹🖕🖕

by I'm cvmming in ur mom October 30, 2021

November 1st

Slap your short friend day

Tall person: it’s November 1st!
Short person: ?-?
Tall person: -slaps-

by Idk tbh :) November 1, 2019

november 9th

november 9th is the day where you kick anyone named emma

yo emma’s lookin like a bitch today go kick her because it’s november 9th

by sponge eater69 November 7, 2019

November first

National rebellious day ask out your crush do the things you would not normally do

Did u just ask out your crush
Hell yeah its November first

by I’m sorry yuri November 1, 2019