fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 05, 2024

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Fat and crack stinks

Chermside road woman with the mouth from the boneyard.

Fat and crack stinks blabbin to cops again

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

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Fat faggot

A gay man with an external locus of control who accepts no responsibility for his own inaction, poor diet, and lack of social skills resulting in obesity and a persecution complex.

John: Man, Keith was whining about how his back hurts again.
Steve: Well, we told him to diet and get some exercise but all he did was make excuses.
John: Yeah, he's such a fat faggot.

by Coptic Kaskuh October 14, 2022

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