Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Fart Advocate

(Noun) Someone who encourages their fellow farters and lifts them up from a place of shame.

Being the good fart advocate that I am, I choose not to fart shame my friends!

by Sammy983 December 22, 2023

Fart Ghoul

The act of ripping a putrid fart in a confined area, while actively preventing fresh air to circulate causing people to gag and cough; making them resemble a ghoulish appearance.

"Anthony cant come on any road trips anymore, hes a total Fart Ghoul".

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016

fart in face

The best way to show dominance to those bitches who need to be put down in their place!

Wife: Hubby pls take out the trash
Hubby: But you are so heavy

fart in face

by Petrus / Milbo January 28, 2018

FART

Feminism-Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe.
Used similarly to TERF.

That FART just said that Trans women aren't really women because they can't give birth. Wait until they figure out how to do uterus transplants.

by The Abortion Lady May 13, 2023

Weiner fart

When you inhale galaxy gas too many times and it makes the air find it way out through your weiner like a fart from your butttttttt lollllllll🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

Bro my weiner hole is raw because I was having so many weiner farts in my sleep after that diddy galaxy gas party lolllllllllllllll and my weiner got so wrinkly front those weiner farts twinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

by ILag2much December 14, 2024