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Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.
Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”
by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018
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`'`Back`'`Of`'`The`'~Bus`'`Are`'`The`'`Sunflower`'~Dead`'`

`'`Back`'`Of`'`The`'~Bus`'`Are`'`The`'`Sunflower`'~Dead`'`
`'`Back`'`Of`'`The`'~Bus`'`Are`'`The`'`Sunflower`'~Dead`'`
by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
mugGet the `'`Back`'`Of`'`The`'~Bus`'`Are`'`The`'`Sunflower`'~Dead`'`mug.

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
by Ishitoften December 31, 2020
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Stand Back and Stand By

A call to arms for all bukakke experts and those acquainted with swallowing Santorum to stand behind their fearless leader and give him a reach around here and there.
by FantiRaider September 30, 2020
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back-certify

The practice of claiming that a particular software mix is certified to work with little or no testing so that a vendor's customer will attempt to implement it.
We've never tested that on Oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the Acme corporation.
by Rob Hoehn April 16, 2007
mugGet the back-certifymug.

peelt back

A) To be in a state of hyper paranoia due to the use of mind altering substances or fear of being arrested
B) to be in a state of intense withdrawals from drugs ex. "Wiggin out your skin"
by YungFigment August 15, 2024
mugGet the peelt backmug.

KG Back

A rounded, turtle shell like back caused by too many Kong Gainers.
Damn! You see the KG Back on that boy!😍”
by FLZ February 20, 2025
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