by gnhc112227 August 1, 2022
Get the National Favorite Hoe Day! mug.On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)
Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)
by Emma Slays January 4, 2024
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Get the National Jax day mug.๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐น, ๐ธ๐ถ๐ธ๐ถ -๐ฑ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข, ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ .. ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ข.. ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐..
There was this girl named genn and she would tell her friends that she would be horny but then she would be freaky with her friends .. she would kiss them on there lips and even have sex with them . But it didnโt mean anything . They were just having fun . Gen said โ today is national freaky day โ so be as freaky as you want.
by LED Lights November 23, 2020
Get the National Freaky Day mug.The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where itโs borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This โpower moveโ demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
โMy manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! Itโs National Punt Day so Iโm going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!โ
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
Get the National Punt Day mug.โTime to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because itโs National Ur Momma Joke Day!โ
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
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