Double standards

To be someone of similarity to Cameron Scott darling or To be cunt like

Oh my god stop being so double standards you’re turning into cameron

by Ruby stead December 16, 2021

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the Carol service.

by Dismal Scientist December 15, 2023

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

double-half-aunt

1- Half-sister of mother and of father at the same time.
2- Daughter of maternal grandmother (mother's mother) and of paternal grandfather (father's father) at the same time.
3- Daughter of paternal grandmother (father's mother) and of maternal grandfather (mother's father) at the same time.

My double-half-aunt is a good person.

by Peter12369 October 21, 2021

double-dip

When someone breaks into your car a second time using a previously broken window.

The desperate man at 4 a.m. removed the Hefty bag covering the window and stuck his arm in to double-dip.

by Little Evan November 18, 2018

Double Back

To return and avenge failures you’ve had in the past

I lost in that first round but I’m not worried . I know I’ll double back and get the win in the second .

by Rydertill3276 June 1, 2022

Double bumhole

A double bumhole is a rare disease often caused by being small and ginger…. Two bum caves is a gift from heaven . He’s had since the age of 11.

Antony what’s happened “ I fell asleep at Dee’s and woke up with an extra opening it’s an anal surprise”. “Antony it’s a double bumhole deal with it “.

by Lewg83 August 23, 2025