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jeffy sleeper pick

A fantasy football draft pick who can end up having just a shredded bit of success throughout the entire football season, or be the reigning NFL MVP. Is typically made by guys who always qualify for the consolation bracket each year.
Guy 1- "Aaron Rodgers was my jeffy sleeper pick this season."

Guy 2- "Dude, Aaron Rodgers was the top ranked QB in the draft rankings"

Guy 1- "Yeah well nobody else Tweeted that they were thinking about drafting him, or mentioned his name in the last ten minutes, so therefore he's my jeffy sleeper pick."
by kenny-wheatons-gonna-score October 27, 2010
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PICK UP THAT COTTON

In the early days black people used to be slaves and had to pick up cotton for the white people and were misstreated beadly.
Slave owner: hey Jamal! Your a ugly nigga, go and PICK UP THAT COTTON! you worthless trashy nigga "multiple whip blows".
by alminkäser January 18, 2021
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Ice-pick

When an interception occurs in American football that results in the game being over (or pretty much over). Can be taken as icing on the cake, icing the offense, or the little brother of the dagger (game over score)
Brett Favre just threw the Ice-pick of the game. This one is over.

or

DeAngelo Hall just grabbed the Ice-pick. Game over.
by fitzyroo November 17, 2010
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Pick Off!

A shortened version of "pick your shit up and get the fuck out", an insult similar to "Piss off" but with emphasis to the person's personal belongings and or problems.
Chunky told George to Pick Off! when he was being rude and impolite.
by chunky pawps July 16, 2015
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first round pick

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. A person whom most everyone deems attractive and highly sought after. It is the opposite of a free agent. There are usually serveral factors that make a person so highly sought after. The most common of which is physical prowess such as physical endowments such as large breasts or penis. Other factors include money, social status and sexual aptitude. Assessments of this nature tend to lead to the beholder to pursue said person on some level whether it be casual sex or eventual dating. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.
Isn't that Jane Doe? Man, she is so fine, I'd take her as a first round pick any day...
by topp dizzle September 17, 2008
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Pick Up That Can

The Phrase "pick up that can" comes from the popular game Half-Life 2 In the starting point of the game you will end up at a corridor with a gate, just as your character approaches the gate a "Metro police officer" will appear, As he does he will see a can on a trash can and Knock it over with is stun batton. When he does with he will look at you and say "Pick up that can"
Metro police: Pick up That can

You: fuck
by big pp sammy December 9, 2019
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cervical pick-axe

A penis that is too large for the receiving vagina...it damages the vagina and produces a profuse amount of blood upon withdrawal.

initiates an axe wound.

the opposite of "truck bay"
Phil unleashed his cervical pick-axe last night...do you know how i know?...blood everywhere!

When i broke her in it was cervical pick-axe style...but now i shes a truck bay...a heavy dose of labial whisking happened in between.
by Alzo April 26, 2009
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