esco syndrome

when you have plenty of shit to do, but you don't want to do anything and just sit and listen to music and stare at your monitor doing nothing.

ie. Being bored as hell while having plenty of things to occupy yourself with

<LlamaJudeau> damn
<LlamaJudeau> esco syndrome is hitting hard T_T
<LlamaJudeau> im all "jesus wtf im fucking bored"
<LlamaJudeau> "animu? no. movie? no. game? no. go outside? no. stand up? no."
<LlamaJudeau> "do nothing? >______<"

by unruled June 28, 2008

Jerusalem Syndrome

1. A person exhibiting religious delusions, obsessions, compulsions or psychoses as a result of touring the holy city of Jerusalem. This person is said to have no previous history of mental problems, and most often these symptoms pass some time after leaving Israel.
2. May also be used to describe anyone becoming suddenly extremely religious, no matter where they live.

1. John went wacko while touring Jerusalem. He stood on the walls of the old city in his boxers and called the passers by to renounce all their worldly possessions. He got hospitalized in the nearest loony bin and got diagnosed as a severe case of Jerusalem syndrome.
2. Gina's got some form of Jerusalem syndrome. She's constantly going on about Christ and being saved and all that evangelical sh*t.

by twisted tiffany April 2, 2009

Leotard Syndrome

Coming back from a dance class or other function and you really have to go to the bathroom but realize that you have not only tights and a leotard on...but your regular clothes that you have put on over it after dance.

Tim: why is Sally complaining bout going to the bathroom..there is one over there.

Sue: Its because she has leotard syndrome..she doesnt want to take all her clothes off.

by miumiu April 11, 2007

WoW syndrome

A condition caused by addiction to an MMORPG such as World of Warcraft. Symptoms include lack of social activity, aversion to sunlight, and endless banter about the MMORPG to people who have no clue what you're talking about.

"Dude, have you seen John in the last month?"
"No, not since he started playing Guild Wars."
"Sounds like a bad case of WoW syndrome."

by Dugtrio17 July 30, 2008

Caillou syndrome

Shaving your hair and somehow being unrecognizable (especially to the police)

Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome

by Bomblastix July 7, 2022

Paramorettes Syndrome

a severe illogical, seldomly involuntary, vocalization disorder caused by the auditory sensation of any female-fronted rock band that individuals tend to believe sound like, mimic, or attempt to recreate, and/or reproduce, music in a similar fashion to Paramore; causing the individual to articulately hypothesize, without a carefully considered rational thought, that each band is plagiarizing Paramore.

Did you just say that band sounds like Paramore? I'm getting you checked for Paramorettes Syndrome.

Save your Paramorettes, for someone else because I love my female-fronted bands.

by Panda Cakes December 16, 2010

snapholm syndrome

when you’ve been snapping someone you’re not attracted to for so long they start growing on you

I think I’m developing snapholm syndrome. I didn’t think he was cute at first but he’s looking better by the day!

by donkeykongsarmpit March 15, 2023