deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 28, 2011

chill wheel

when a mans game so tight his lady says chill but eventually wheels him and her back to his place for sex chill wheel

braxton came on to julie a little strong but later that night braxton has to tell julie thanks for the chill wheel

by bigdabs420707 December 06, 2018

new wheels

when you get a new skates fresh out of the box

“man your new wheels look sick”

by fresh out the box September 03, 2018

Wheel Barreling

When your girlfriend/wife says she is going to give you a threesome but has zero intentions of actually doing it.

My girlfriend keeps wheel barreling me about a threesome with the neighbor lady.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

Chug wheel

It's like a pinwheel but only cover in semen

Chug wheel sure is sticky

by Kingofdick June 06, 2021

Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Spinning wheel

The thing you see when something is loading which no one seems to know the name of.

Student: Teacher! I need help, the spinning wheel won't load!
Teacher: You know that has a name right?
Student: What is it then?
Teacher: uhh-ummh, I don't know.

by Take a lesson from me November 09, 2021