llama

The best gosh-darn animal there is (other than a dog). These fluffy-ass animals are great to hug. I can assure you, that you will be satisfied once you hug a llama

OMIGOSH! That llama was so soooooooffffffttttttt!

by Loopy loops October 25, 2017

Llama

Young man who goes after pumas (women 15 years older)

Wow, you are totally falling prey to that sexy puma in the Volvo outside our frat party!!!!

You bet I am a llama, dude!!!

by Futurepuma January 14, 2018

Drama-Pama-llama

A person, typically named Pam, who possesses an uncanny ability to create and thrive on drama in any given situation, much like a llama reveling in attention.

When Pam walked into the family gathering, she brought her Drama-Pama-llama energy with her, turning a simple conversation about dinner plans into a full-blown soap opera complete with tears, accusations, and exaggerated sighs.

by AllTheNopes February 26, 2024

Gummer The Llama

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.

"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."

by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019

Llama

A person who you compliment but says something derogatory about themselves in response.

I was telling this girl how wonderful she is then she turned into a total llama.

by Scottontherocks July 27, 2020

shaved llama

an ugly girl with buck teeth and an unusual shaped head

wow look at that shaved llama! I wouldn't wanna be seen with that

by LOL@LYFE May 25, 2016

I’ll give you my llama

One way to pick up Latino chics (or guys if ur gay) in bars

Also slang for I’ll give you my dick

“Como te llama?”
“Oh I’ll give you my llama

by BitchAs February 18, 2018