red lord

A man who has a fetish for sex with menstruating women.

When Jessica is horny on her period she just summons The Red Lord to take care of her needs.

by Tallstlman April 15, 2020

Lord Matrix

He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.

His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.

Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*

by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021

Time lord

An alien from a show called doctor who, who has 2 hearts, travels around in the tardis saving worlds and destroying aliens

Yo that time lord destroyed the dalek race

by Atmosphere_yt April 10, 2019

Lord Eg

An all powerful god of EGS UNITED. The strongest (by far) group in BREAKFASTS UNITED

Oh my!! Lord Eg is coming to the meeting today! We better get ready..

by Lord Eg March 29, 2021

Spam Lord

Someone that likes juicy congealed meat in their face

Hey, did you hear about Eric? i heard he is a mega spam lord

by BigRyall October 3, 2019

Lord Of Karens

She's the Lord of Karen's. She will kill the manager. To kill her, you will need:
1. Shrek's Secret Sauce
2. Trump's Toenail
3. Hair of a oompa loompa
4. Blade of the faggots
5. Milk of Dad
6. Gamer Girl bath water.

She is the ruler of Karen's. She is the Queen of them all. She is the toughest one out there. She kills managers for a living. Lord Of Karens

by TheChadMaster March 19, 2020

Swag lord

The most dripped out member of anyone’s squad. Often wearing clothing items fit for a king, this includes; supreme, bape, Lacoste, and many more luxury brands. Almost always have Jordan’s on they’re feet, yeezys are acceptable.

Ayyo, dat swag lord dripped to the mofucking teeth homie

by John McWhite September 9, 2021