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Lisa

Police officer. City or metro jurisdiction only. Does not include county sheriff or federal agents (see: "Sharon").
Ex: "Put that up! I just seen Lisa hit the corner."
by 28gram$am November 29, 2022
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Lisa

A teacher who sleeps while a video that's been played all year decent grade work on time late to class every day
I've been lisa,d
by Rms 71 blackhawk June 26, 2024
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lisa

she is working on her life and on how to not insult
a lisa is going to do so well living independently depending on no one. but she needs angels
by temple girl October 4, 2025
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Lisa

Lisa is a woman who is extremely pungent, her smell leaks and reeks around the school yard and makes the girls all scream "oh Lala, is that Lisa or the garbage truck?" She is smart, awkward and fluent in three languages, (American, British and ASL.) Many people at school in her presence HAVE TO WATCH OUT, because of her wildly unhinged and erratic hand! (There has been many known knockouts.) Many say that she also excels in food tech, because she always smells of onions and eggs, because of how hard she works. In the end Lisa IS A GODDESS, not only because of her blinding light, but because of her power to permanently damage your sinuses.
Jim: Did you see Lisa the other day?
Katie: No, But I smelt her.
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Yolanda: Hey Lisa, because you're so fluent in so many languages; can you teach me ASL?
Lisa: *Hand Flaps*
by sillybilly1107 April 25, 2022
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Lisa Ann Peterson

Lisa Ann is a very sweet woman, a loving mom and grandma. She has a lot of wisdom to share to the young ones, She's absolutely a caring friend and she's into poetry! The world needs more Lisa Ann, 'cause goodness and peace will be spread if there are people like her.
Lisa Ann Peterson is beautiful as her poetry!
by takipsilim October 30, 2021
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Lisa Lovett

This girl is the most amazing and caring girl you could ever meet , she can make feel special and she won’t even know it. Take one look at her and you can smile even when days seem hard
by Secret faggot number 2 June 5, 2020
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Pull a Lisa

Guy 1: I need to go to the bathroom soon, can you send someone to take my place?
Guy2: Of course, wouldn’t want you to pull a Lisa.
by LJW2 October 1, 2021
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