The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.
Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.
by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's Blowjob mug.Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.
by ^^!$#@ December 27, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Pussy mug.A paradox of quantum superposition.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
by h06i10 January 8, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Sammy mug.This is a combination of "Scro", (a playoff of the words brother and scrotum) and "homey" short for homeboy, someone you grew up with, someone you trust and admire.
My big brother and I are only two years apart in age, he is my older sibling, but we are tight and his nick name of bro has evolved throughout the years to scro, and now scromie. Basically, I am referring to my bro as a ball sack which also is my Homeboy!
by Rachkins January 19, 2023
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Get the Schrodinger's troll mug.1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's shit mug.1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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