black pen

a phrase used to refer to an vape containing marijuana

yo you got a black pen

by yamomstraitgotemlmao January 18, 2023

Ekstremt Pen

Robert Knepper

Robert knepper is ekstremt pen.

by sigedigg June 7, 2020

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

by Ingproductions April 7, 2010

Poop Pen

Its a synonym for a vape pen

yoo you got a poop pen?

by Fruity_toddler January 13, 2023

pen bitch

The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.

Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?

Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.

Chick: What’s a pen bitch?

Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!

by B. Tibbs January 23, 2025

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021