by lol lol lol lol lol lol lol February 13, 2018
Get the even and peytonmug. An evening in which you feel extremely sad or distressed so you take Ativan for literally no reason then regret it. The more Ativan Evenings you endue the more tempted you will feel yourself over time to take Ativan for literally no reason because it is an addictive demonic pill
by the only person who uses this February 11, 2024
Get the Ativan Eveningmug. One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is Even."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
Even is cute
by DarkViperAu May 9, 2019
Get the Evenmug. by carbohydrate club January 14, 2024
Get the you aint even the fartmug. Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
Get the evenmug. Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.
Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.
by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025
Get the I can’t evenmug.