Kirstin: How was the flight?
Ben: It was mediocre, and then i went to the lavatory and enjoyed the mile high experience.
Ben: It was mediocre, and then i went to the lavatory and enjoyed the mile high experience.
by Brunzology October 23, 2017
Get the mile high experiencemug. Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.
by rob1982 January 21, 2013
Get the Mile High Rubmug. Referring to the required distance from one's spouse to engage in guilt-free extra-maraital sex and/or to not be considered infidelity.
It is not reccommended to verify spouse's endorsement of such rule but rather follow it discreetly and only reference it as a matter of last resort.
It is not reccommended to verify spouse's endorsement of such rule but rather follow it discreetly and only reference it as a matter of last resort.
Susie Employee: "Mr. Anderson, I didn't come to this conference to have sex with you, anyway we're both married!
Mr. Anderson: "But Susie, thats the only reason I brought you here and anyway it's okay, it's not cheating because we are well beyond the Fifty-mile rule!"
Mr. Anderson: "But Susie, thats the only reason I brought you here and anyway it's okay, it's not cheating because we are well beyond the Fifty-mile rule!"
by Bob Dobalena December 3, 2007
Get the Fifty-mile rulemug. by Sac guy May 31, 2005
Get the 5 mile babemug. by st pauli girl is hot April 18, 2007
Get the gallons per milemug. thc rich resin that accumulates on the inside of a pipe, bong or other peripheral used for smoking marijuana which can be collected (or "redeemed") in more substantial amounts as time passes.
Jeff's dealer wasn't picking up the phone so he decided to smash his pipe and redeem his frequent flyer miles.
And away he went.
And away he went.
by diplodocus February 14, 2007
Get the frequent flyer milesmug. Slang term for a guy/girl who likes fat chicks/dudes.
Modified from the term Mile High Club, which is a ficticious club that requires a member to have sex during a flight that will be traveling a mile or more above the ground, the Mile Wide Club is a ficticious group whos members have had sex with so many large people, that when you add the widths of their asses together, it equals a mile or more.
Modified from the term Mile High Club, which is a ficticious club that requires a member to have sex during a flight that will be traveling a mile or more above the ground, the Mile Wide Club is a ficticious group whos members have had sex with so many large people, that when you add the widths of their asses together, it equals a mile or more.
Eric: Man, if Ben bangs that cow, Lois, I bet he can get into the Mile Wide club ... her ass has to be at least 30 inches across !
Jeff: You aren't kidding, dude ... he goes for the big'uns !
Jeff: You aren't kidding, dude ... he goes for the big'uns !
by imabadbird March 24, 2008
Get the Mile Wide Clubmug.