mayonaise

A codeword used for when you buddy is hooking up with an unattractive girl

As your boy is hooking up with a completely gross girl
::taps him on shoulder::
"Yo bro, lets hit up the deli, I'm getting a sandwich with extra mayonaise"

"Dude you put way too much mayo on that sandwich you ate for lunch

by Kevin Be. February 12, 2008

angry mayonnaise

When a black guy tries to act white

My black friend is always angry mayonnaise

by Thisguyfr February 3, 2018

Banana and Mayonnaise

Referring to a former badass Defensive Lineman from the Cleveland Browns.

Whatchu know about the Banana and Mayonnaise

by Stredball22 January 12, 2009

brokeback mayonnaise

1. One who regularly consumes brokeback mayonnaise
2. See also Dirty Eskimo and Gay -Ka-Bob

That NikG is such a Dirty Eskimo, and he sure loves that brokeback mayonnaise all over his face!

by Society for no more gay NikGs August 18, 2006

Mayonnaise

The inhabitants of County Mayo, Ireland.

The Mayonnaise are backward even by Irish standards.

by Rory the sheep October 1, 2009

maymona

she is so gorgeous. she has amazing style but dresses kinda emo tbh. she rejected me on but its fine, shes still gorgeous ig.

"your mom is hot, maymona"

by yeojinfromloona November 28, 2021

Mamoneis

Having qualities of being completly L337

Man you are looking totally Mamoneis today! Where did you get that LED binary watch?

by Source: David teh L337 September 6, 2008