Major Dickie Head

An insult used by 5 year olds on the playground.

Go away, you major dickie head!

by Clyde_772 October 29, 2021

Major Rager

An extraordinarily huge erection
A massive turn on

Wow, when I saw that woman at the beach in a bikini, she gave me a Major Rager !

by Gar Goyle June 29, 2024

Major Cloog

A groomer, a pedophile, a child predator. Wowie. Stop calling him words like "god" and stuff, no he is not. He sucks. He animated, yeah. Maybe he kills furries (which i disagree with, not all furries are bad), kills zoophiles (i agree bcs zoophiles suck) and hates gacha, but still. He is a fuckin' creep.

Jon: "hey Garfield do you like major cloog?"
Garfield: "skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer i love major cloog"
Jon: "he is a pedo"
Garfield: "stfu"

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

reilly major

Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.

Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.

by vaseline2020 December 29, 2018

You have to ignore the majority of people

Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.

Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Major Key

Referring to the Goetia, the Lesser Key of Solomon, also known as Clavicula Salomonis Regis or Lemegeton, is an anonymous grimoire on demonology. This is a nod to ritualistic satanic sacrifice.

"Can you believe that crap DJ Khaled song went platinum?"
"Sure can, he did a ritual and summoned a demon that wanted a sacrifice."
"Major key alert!"

by Mercedes Moon January 12, 2021

major hottie

A name given to any attractive woman in uniform, regardless of rank

Remember when we used to train the troops at the Armory and there was those two chicks major Hottie and corporal cutie?

by Jax 420 April 26, 2023