jack lake

A lot of men sit in a circle looking at one magazine, creating a lake of semen all over a single page.

Hey Jason, did you see that photo shoot? let’s take a trip to Jack Lake with the boys.

by supahstah69 May 29, 2022

Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 08, 2013

Lake glider

Someone who skips rocks near or on bodies of water

Hey man .....tom is such a lake glider....

by Mrals November 22, 2016

Lake adventure

A place where people get lit and have a good time. Where harleigh Rocheny works mini golf.

Them: yoo where were you the entire summer?

Me: lake adventure, why?

Them: oh, seems lit

Me: yeah, it is. Mini golf is fun. Periodt.

by Lakeadventuredolfins August 31, 2019

Lake butler

The hick town

Lake butler is hick town

by Hillbilly bug November 13, 2019

Lauderdale lakes

One of the most dangerous hoods in Fort Lauderdale Florida, where most of the biggest hustlers and robbers come from.

Aye chill don’t even must around with him ,he from Lauderdale lakes

by Blood245 November 25, 2021

Gull Lake

place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired “We are desperate to vacation anywhere” ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.

Why vacation in Gull Lake? We can get hepatitis right here at home.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021