Jeffery Benzos

excentric tech billionaire known for boofing money and xanax up his giant ass

if Jeffery Benzos put all his money up his ass he would need a really big ass

by Ikonakore January 11, 2022

Jefferson

HE SHORT AF

Dam jefferson is short

by Bezos February 4, 2022

Jeffery Thomas

A dick-head fisher-man. He has a bad temper, but loving heart bigger than his butt. He makes love like non-other.

Jeffery Thomas can catch the biggest fish known to man.

by Pumpkinqueen1983 April 14, 2022

Jeffery

means you top dawg.

oh man you done named yo son jeffery?
he gon be the shit!

by drizzydrakefanpage1 April 22, 2022

Jeaneral-Chat

oh no, jeaneral-chat.. jeaneral-chat is where chaos happens. you do NOT want to go to jeaneral-chat. even off-topic is slightly more sane than those degens, jesus. those people are the REAL definitions of pepegas, more pepega than tavern and those fucking dogs living in off topic

off-topic: BARK WOFO WOFO BARK ARF GRR
jeaneral-chat: says the most stupidest shit no one in mankind has ever heard

by offtopicpepegas May 21, 2022

Jeffery

typically a loser with no friends, watches social media all day, has bad mental health, and doesn’t watch hamza

What a fuckin Jeffery man.

by adoonnnnissssssss June 18, 2022

Jeffery

Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.

Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.

Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.

Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?

Adonis: He totally is.

by ZyzzIsMyGod June 23, 2022