PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

Pinching your tamale

Whacking your winkie

Damn it Billy, stop pinching your tamale at work!

by Chewy Gonzales August 20, 2021

pinch monster

a cute nickname to call your dentist! they will TOTALLY appreciate it its a perfect name

dentist walks out with a needle and says "open up for the pinch monster"

alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!

by pinch monster apologist February 1, 2024

fat pinch

being caught badly

yo don go to the party it was a fat pinch

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook October 25, 2012

Pinch bubble

The result of an injury ending with a blood blister.

Ouch! That’s going to leave a pinch bubble!

The pliers caught my finger and left a pinch bubble!

How'd you get that pinch bubble?

by WLD1030 June 15, 2022

Pinch & Roll

Relieving the itch of ones nutsack by lightly pinching the affected area and rolling thy delicate skin betwixt the thumb and index finger, a similar motion to one a douchbag would use to ask for a tip.

I guess you get what you pay for, I've already had to Pinch & Roll 30 times since I dropped that bitch off!

by IHeardTheHerd May 11, 2023