even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song

i can vape even on my hover board

by ratchada dykeman October 23, 2018

Good evening Gigachad

A way of greeting a truly muscular man.

Chad greeted his greatest enemy by saying, "Good evening Gigachad."

by New Words for You November 16, 2022

even and peyton

A good couple. They are both super short and are super cute together.

Wow look it is Even and Peyton

by lol lol lol lol lol lol lol February 13, 2018

I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.

One. Dude, I can’t even.

by BusyPooping September 22, 2022

Ativan Evening

An evening in which you feel extremely sad or distressed so you take Ativan for literally no reason then regret it. The more Ativan Evenings you endue the more tempted you will feel yourself over time to take Ativan for literally no reason because it is an addictive demonic pill

Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Shit, having an Ativan Evening

by the only person who uses this February 12, 2024

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023

leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you

Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care

by :ge: October 05, 2017