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Head envy

Personal envy towards another person due to their cranial diameter.
Greg has head envy towards me because he has such a bucket head and mine is the perfect size.
by Bigsexy1206 November 21, 2016
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Envy

1.Envify (v/n) is used to describe someone that didn't like to wear crop tops and miniskirts and now does. It's a serious disease that can't be cured. Also, someone who is Envified is now asexual

2. Envy: another word for Annoying Androgynous Palm Tree With Crop Top And Miniskirt That Killed Maes Hughes (AAPTWCTAMTKMH for short). Usually a bitch that hates everyone
1. Gary- do you like my crop top and miniskirt Bob?
Bob- GARY! WHAT HAPPENED?

Gary- i'm now asexual
Bob- *scared* you were Envified

2. Person- Hey, wanna know when I bought this crop top and miniskirt? It was a while before i killed Maes Hughes. Haha, i hate you so much. Do you like my hair? I call it "PALM TREE" with caps. Did I mention that I hate you? I despise you will all my heart and body cells. Why are you so short btw? Hey, wanna go shopping later?
Person 2:...so Envy.... WaiT A AEC DID YOU CALL ME SHORT?
by :33333 January 7, 2017
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Uwu envy

Uwu envy is essentially the same concept as Freud's penis envy, but applied to modern society's fixation with cuteness. Individuals experiencing uwu envy may harbor a sense of inferiority, where they subconsciously (or consciously) covet others who effortlessly exude the cute and innocent aesthetic of 'uwu.' It may initially manifest as a state of being intimidated or even a feeling of resentment towards those who fit the uwu aesthetic, often due to feeling out of the loop or disconnected from popular internet culture and the trends associated with it.

Unlike penis envy though, uwu envy is very easy to overcome. Overcoming one's uwu envy may involve a strong desire to assimilate the physical attributes, mannerisms, or online presence associated with cuteness, and may drive individuals to engage in attention-seeking behavior or adopt an infantile or anime-influenced aesthetic as a means of validation. More often than not, this typically involves changing your profile pic to a cute anime girl and using cute phrases and emojis such as ':3' and 'rawr'. Those with uwu envy are indistinguishable from those who genuinely co-opt uwu culture, the only difference being that, deep down, individuals with uwu envy do it as a sort of psychological compensatory mechanism.

Uwu envy is the troubling reflection of a young generation that prioritizes surface-level appearances over genuine self-acceptance, self-expression and emotional maturity, perpetuating a shallow aesthetics-based culture.
EXAMPLE 1:
Person A: I noticed that Sarah changed her profile picture to a cute anime girl and is always using 'uwu' in her messages. It's like she's trying so hard to be cute all the time.
Person B: Yeah, she's got a serious case of uwu envy.
_______________

EXAMPLE 2: Me. I have uwu envy.
mugGet the Uwu envymug.

completion envy

The feeling someone with a large gaming backlog (A.K.A. pile of shame) gets when they hear about others who play multiple games to completion.
You're adding to my completion envy!
This isn't helping my completion envy.
by kryss101010 November 8, 2022
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envi

envi is a boy who will never let you down. he will stick with you till the end unless you turn on him. he will talk to you all the time unless he finds you boring which isnt often. he isnt the most popular or good-looking, but his personality makes up for it and more. he befriends anyone who asks
person 1:have you talked to envi recently?
person 2: yeah we called until 2 last night, hes so fun to talk to!
person 1: ikr!! so undry its crazy, i dont even care that he isnt the best looking
by tyleriscool April 15, 2022
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Maya Envy

The sudden possessive urge for a man (or woman) who is displaying attention or feelings to the object of their affection. This envy stems from wanting to receive similar attention.
Thursday, a man admired for his steadfastness, courage, and chivalry waved his hand to bid farewell to the friends he would be separated from, but one stood out most.

“Bye, Maya.” he called her by name, and his voice carried the sentiment of the days they shared.

With bittersweet joy displayed in her eyes, Maya waved back and said, “alright, thank you.”

And we watching the exchange wished Thursday would call our names too… we were all filled with Maya Envy.
by Poisonenvy November 29, 2023
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a sauna of anger and envy

when something is just so horrible and maddening that you get so angry and envious it feels as if you are in a sauna.
Nelly’s prime throne over looking Nut City soon became a sauna of anger and envy
by susie squirrel March 19, 2009
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