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Evens

Beautiful guy with beautiful eye.He is really intelligent and really understandable a boy who have a good smile to...
Evens is a exemple for a good life.
by Top defintion. February 3, 2020
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Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.
“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”
by Nile H August 15, 2024
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evening fart

An evening fart is a silent BUT DEADLY fart that normally happens 10 minutes of eating diner. You will blam friends because the smell is just so deadly, and embarrassing. It is usually warm, and a tiny bit wet, and will make you feel tired, and uncomfortable.
My evening fart was extremely deadly tonight because we had meatballs.
by Jenkintown February 14, 2017
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even according to players

Even according to players is a very old term from used in the 50's to describe any given team or single person the ability to win or lose when it comes to playing a game. It may also refer to a person in a group of friends who for whatever reason is unable to grasp the subject of the conversation. It was a polite way to say that someone was stupid.
The gang were all playing a game of cards when Billy walked up and asked who was winning. The gang replied that it was even according to players because "stupid Sam" was one of the players.
by SkipSpike666 October 24, 2017
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not even in a month of sundays

the phrase not even in a month of sundays means you will never do something, even if it was a month of sundays, which is impossible
John: "What about her?"
Matt: "Not even in a month of Sundays!"
by --ee-- October 7, 2023
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Even

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.
-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!
by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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