FIDDY DRY

When you are broke, have no money at all and you are stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Theres only one thing you can do!!!!!
That is!!! Go up to a tramp in the street and offer a bita FIDDY DRY mate!!!!!
This is when you recieve a payment of 50 pounds for the dry bummage of life!!!!!!!! oooooo yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sean: orrrrrrrrr no i'm skint. Yo tramp FIDDY DRY mi now!
Tramp: 40 mate 40.
Sean: Naw mate fiddy only
Tramp: Alright then bend over and take it dry like a sheep on steroids.
Sean: ooooooooo agarrrrrrrrrrrr

by SeanDanny!!! November 10, 2008

High and dry

To be lead on and excited to erection just for nothing to be come of it and be left dry.

"Hey Jandre what happened with Simone last night?"
"Arh mate, she left me high and dry"

by jo carrow February 12, 2019

dry snitch

a dry snitch is someone who tells on someone when they aren't involved in the situation at all, also an unnecessary snitch

1)bob throws a pencil at the teacher

2)then the teacher proceeds with her lesson without asking who threw the pencil

3)then jordan yells out to the teacher bob threw that pencil!

thus, jordan is a bitch ass dry snitch because the teacher didn't even ask who threw the pencil yet he still told her

by pat-loc and d-loc October 18, 2008

Dry Guy

A very rough handjob with no form of lubrication. Often received after a heated make out/dry hump session.

Man, that bitch must give one hell of a dry guy because Dan's been limping around all week.

by Omar the Piledriver February 9, 2009

dry humping

This is a physical act that takes place between two people of opposite sexes. For this act to take place both parties involved are typically sexually stimulated. Once stimulation has reached a certain point, one individual will usually maneuver their body into a position that would facilitate contact between the fun parts of the human anatomy. As the stimulation continues to increase, the people involved gradually rub against each other in an up and down manner that mimics the act of sexual intercourse. This rubbing action ('humping') allows for the participants to experience some degree of friction while engaging in this activity. At first, the friction is considered to be a pleasurable feeling. After a while, however, irritation can occur. Why you ask? Because this whole thing takes place while their clothes are on!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which, by the way, leads to one of two outcomes:
1) An abrupt halt to the dry humping, which usually is caused by an extended amount of skin irritation
or
2) Full on wild animal kingdom SEX TIME (considered to be way more fun than option 1)

Kevin once told me that 'dry humping' was his favorite past time (and it secretly still is, just ask his inflatable doll!!!!!!)!!!!!

by Randy Watson November 30, 2006

Dry Humping

An act commonly seen on dance floors around the world.

OMG Jim was totally dry humping Nicki at prom!

by DeskFlyer October 21, 2008

penis-dry

Penis-dry is an word used to describe something that someone tried to dry off, but still remains annoyingly moist. This comes from the fact that after bathing and showering, the penis always seems to be difficult to get fully dry quickly without accidentally chaffing or the like.

"Someone go towel off the dog again! He's penis-dry!"

"No matter how long I left that blanket in the drier, it always comes out penis-dry."

"His hair is so thick, he always comes into school penis-dry."

"Check out that fat old person. Its pits are penis-dry. Nasty."

by Andrew Cohen January 3, 2006