drew garrison

The funniest n-word I have ever met. Also has the largest cock on the planet. Great 6 pack. Can drink like a machine. Carry’s that 9 on him at all times

Whose dat beast.
Oh that’s Drew Garrison

by TinyBoyTim January 12, 2024

Drew

A person named Andrew who thinks he’s “too cool” to actually be named Andrew. Direct descendant of a Chad. That one guy who thinks he’s hot shit but also the guy that just shows up to parties and sporting events where nobody talks to him.

“Hey dude were you at the football game?” Yea man Drew tried to hit on my girlfriend I beat the shit out of him

by Bingy_bong August 29, 2019

Drew

A person called drew is a person that usually falls for a person called martha

"Oh Martha Drew loves you"

by Randomweirdo 2006 July 22, 2019

Drew

A guy that is quite awesome to be around cares for everyone and is not very selfish at all. Normally makes girls fall for him in the snap of a finger and loves to give back to other people and is sometimes a little bit too much of a showoff and is excellent at technology and usually is the nerd out of everyone in the room that also hates school and doesn't give too fucks about what teachers say to him. Drew's are hard to come by, That's why were so special also very nervous.

Wow I've never met someone like Drew?
Drew I love you so much!

by Undefined Individual December 2, 2021

Drew mccadden

The 2nd sexist man in the world, currently recorded as the biggest chad and is normally adressed as daddy, father, or daddy please.
(But hes secretly gay for the number one sexist man in the world.

"OH SHIT ITS DREW THAT SEXY MF!!"
" Drew" being a massive chad
Drew mccadden

by SexistMan#1 November 4, 2020

Drew Gooden

Isn't this the guy who got the record for Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?

Wow, it's the roadwork sign guy, Drew Gooden!

by JohnClassical March 22, 2022

Drew

Drew is a vibe. A little bit of a rollercoaster ride. He’s funny, he’s charming, but he’s also brutally honest and this can easily be confused with being an asshole! And that badge is worn proudly because Drews usually don’t care enough to be effected by things as trivial as “political correctness” Drews are the life of the parties, usually found on the dance floor in the middle of the circle performing like he’s getting paid. Like I said. A vibe. The world would be blessed to have a drew. You thought you knew life thought you knew fun thought you knew love well I’m here to confirm it’s all been a lie until you have a guy named drew bless your life. And hold him dear that goes for friends and lovers because in a world full of “yes men” you gon need that’s one friend who’s gonna say “hell naw”!

That drew! He is something special.
Drew is literally a gift from the heavens.

by Meand2hoes November 23, 2021