Pit Central

scammer list doesnt mean anything

pit central more like shit central lmao

by CheesierCheese May 10, 2021

central wilkes

a whole bunch of rachet hoes and rednecks who will do anything for a little bit of clout

central wilkes rednecks.

by Bigballsfr March 13, 2023

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!

by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024

Comedy Central's Indecision

Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.

Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.

Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.

JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."

TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"

JS: "Have a listen."

Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."

JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"

TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"

JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.

JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"

JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"

JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."

JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.

by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012

Walled Lake Central

A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes

Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years

Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central

A girl got fucked on the stairs at central

by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021

milf central

the worst group of people known to man

yeah that groupchat is a total milf central. they're the worst!

by leesdragontea January 18, 2022