by four20lady May 28, 2021
A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
by SPELLING May 16, 2023
A bug doctor is a psychologist or psychiatrist, also called a shrink, that works with the inmates of a prison. They're generally hardy folk, considering how specialized the fields of forensic psychiatry and forensic psychology are.
Inmate 1: Are you seeing the bug doctor today?
Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.
Inmate 1: Right on.
Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.
Inmate 1: Right on.
by Dank Shrink September 23, 2019
"Man I feel like a bug Buffet with all these nats on me"
"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"
"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"
"Holy crap you look like you were apart of a bug Buffet"
"Every time I go out camping, I'm just a big ol' Bug Buffet"
by DJS1800 August 26, 2018
by Donnas September 05, 2007
by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019
The scourge of the Earth as far as insects go. The closest thing to a living hell short of a chronic condition or painful disease. A small itchy insect that will cause you to lose sleep to the point where you will verge on the brink of insanity, but after you live with them for a few years you will slowly real yourself back in. Has a strong negative effect on quality of life as a whole, as your work performance will suffer, visitors will find out and never come back or you stop inviting them in the first place (social isolation) and you give up hope for the future as you've gotten rid of almost all your furniture and had your home fumigated several times, but yet, they're still there. If you are allergic (not everyone is) you will NEVER be presentable in public, as you will have red welts on most of the places on your body, such as the back of your arms, the love handle area, around your knees and lower thighs, etc. While sitting idle in your own home, you will rarely ever go two full minutes without itching ever again unless you're moving and active. Without taking some measures to keep their numbers down, you will eventually find that they are traveling in the clothes you're wearing while in public. You'll be checking out some international calling cards at your local Dollar General and look down and see a rust colored bug crawling across your chest. You'll learn to hate them so bad you smoosh them between your fingers whenever you see one.
If I don't get rid of these bed bugs, I may just torch my house and all my possessions and start anew.
by Sifting Through July 23, 2017