Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Nigsaw Blade

A jigsaw blade with 6 or 7 gold teeth coated with fried chicken grease. Used for cutting bicycle locks.

Let me grab my nigsaw blade to get into this storage shed.

by Dushdrei May 10, 2024

My Blade Thirsts

Warcraft III Demon Hunter quote

My Blade Thirsts, Anu'dor anu'dor

by EpsteinIsland June 29, 2022

Blade Running

As in, to Blade Run. The act of gaslighting one's significant other into thinking they are a sentient android with a four year lifespan and implanted memories.

Blade Running one's girlfriend is considered a Phillip K Dick move

by anonymous July 3, 2022