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batman

When you grab each side of your nut sack and stretch it as far each way as you can. Then, you get some jackass to look at it. You then scream batman and meatgazer to attract attention. Finally, you are allowed to kick him in the ass 3 times calling him a fag each time.
I grabbed my sack and made my adhad ass brother look at my batman. All steps followed.
by Chet the mover December 29, 2007
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Batman

Combination of the words "Bat" and "Man" meaning:

a. a guy that holds a bat (in Baseball)

b. a creature that combines characteristics of both species with variants including "Batwoman", "Batboy", "Batgirl" etc.

c. a fictiotional character you might have heard of that is made fun of in Urban Dictionary by lame definitions
Batman turns 70 years old in May
by Anonymous_22x2 May 1, 2009
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BATMAN

As you pump your partner with your Batsword and your nearing orgasm, start to sing the the words to the original 50's tv show. As your get closer and closer to completion get louder and louder. And when that the moment arrives to shoot your batgoo Shout !!BATMAN!!
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!
by the real sweet-a-bix July 7, 2010
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batman

Not any, nor ever will be a teenage boy. As most teenage boys who claim to be, in fact, have tiny penises. They tend to drive over compensating pickups, or gay white cars.
Nobody who for a to RRCA is Batman.
by bepbipbop July 9, 2010
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screaming batman

To wait until one's friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, passed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend's face with pants down, butt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and passing anal gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.
"First one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!"
by snoss case November 27, 2007
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batman that bitch

When a male is looking to get rid of a female, he calls two slutty females over and has them be their slutty selves while inviting said first female over to witness this, she leaves in tears or anger either makes her run for the hills/.
Jack hates his bitch sally. He calls jessie and michelle over to hang all over him when sally is supposed to come over. Sally leaves distrought and gets hit by a bus. Batman that bitch
by Bastin February 9, 2008
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Batman

I'm still Batman
by Fksjsh May 23, 2016
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