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Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.
"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"
by medicine.witch October 26, 2016
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Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.
I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.
by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015
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Bake shop

We got baked at the bake shop.
by Moon cake August 30, 2018
mugGet the Bake shopmug.

Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.
“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”
by Zygoguy May 15, 2020
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Snake & Bake

Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping
Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!
by SugarSara December 9, 2019
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Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.
Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.
by Hypothesex January 4, 2020
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