Baked H.A.M

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.

Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'

by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011

Anger baking

A method of baking consisting of equal parts baking and anger.

As I entered the kitchen I was hit with both the sweet fragrance of freshly baked cookies but also the thundering ruckus of abused pots and battered utensils. Derek was in the kitchen, and he was anger baking up a storm.

by Dallyissmelly December 8, 2017

your bake

In Belfast your bake is slang for your face

Clean your bake

by 0310 May 29, 2017

Baby Bake

To blow marijuana smoke in a babies face to get him/her baked.

I always baby bake before nap time.

by inlineofire August 8, 2014

Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.

I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Snake & Bake

Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping

Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!

by SugarSara December 9, 2019