bake & boink

(verb)
derivative of popular 'high' ENT culture phrase: wake & bake; whereupon, the members participating, awake from sleep, and then smoke up/blaze/toke, etc. Bake & boink is when the members participating, smoke up and have awesome sex.

Guy : I love to wake & bake.
Girl : You should try the bake & boink.
Guy : What's that?
Girl : *grin*

by <3CJ October 12, 2013

Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.

Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'

by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011

Bake Sale

A female with junk in the trunk. Big ol' booty game. A$$ for days

"Check out that bake sale, she's got so much damn cake!

by Annah11 July 7, 2023

Stank and bake

When someone takes a shit in the bathroom while somebody hot boxes it and you get a contact high while pooping at the same time.

Damn, bro. The whole crew is hotboxing the bathroom but i gotta shit! I guess I’m bout to hit this stank and bake.

by Hypothesex January 4, 2020

Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.

“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”

by Zygoguy May 15, 2020

baked creamipe

The result of a creampie after 9 months.

Kid: dad how was I made?
Dad: well I helped your mom make a creampie and she baked it for 9 months. That's how I got the sad excuse of a baked creamipe that is you son.

by Razzberrie72 October 16, 2020

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022