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Adam is a dick
Adam by adamsareliars June 1, 2018
adam
adam is the most sexiest guy on earth
adam by adam-adam June 3, 2018
Adams can be defined by several physical attributes: they are tall, skinny, and have dirty-brown hair. Adams are natural athletes, generally preferring sports like cross country and basketball because of their height. They’re really funny, but easily distracted; at times, they make squirrels look calm. They love backscratches- the way to an Adam’s heart is by giving him a backscratch. Never fear, though, an Adam will return the favor by cuddling with you. They all are great cuddlers. Be forewarned, though: Adams are notorious heartbreakers. If you fall for an Adam, you’ll definitely find your heart ripped in two.
Girl: I think I like Adam, but he’s such a player!
Adam by Claire M. June 5, 2018
Adam go boom
ADAM by Not a Bomb August 16, 2018
Adam:"takashi, how important am I to you?"
Adam by HaveYouEverHadADream August 17, 2018
A conquererwannabeaboo
PERSON 1: Oh there’s Adam, he thinks he can conquer the world.

PERSON 2: No he’s just a conquererwannabeaboo
Adam by LittleMissLadida August 28, 2018