Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
Get the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug. An amazing, sweet, wonderful, handsome, thoughtful man. Will put your needs before himself and if you asked him to do something and he’s available he will do it. Has been done wrong by many dirty slaggy exes but still through all that hardship is a lovely thoughtful man. Literally irreplaceable and if you ever meet him you would never be able to get over him or leave him.
by Bird<3 June 27, 2023
Get the kenny taylormug. Kenny cart is when motherfuckers named kenny got that cart on them at all times. You know for a fact that shit is laced with some crazy shit.
by PhishSoup April 26, 2024
Get the kenny cartmug. Kenni jo is a mean person
by Yababado November 10, 2019
Get the kenni jomug. the name "kenny" is often used as a shortened version of the name "kenneth". "kenneth" is derived from a Gaelic name meaning "handsome". languages tend to evolve and meanings of words tend to change as time moves forward. just like how "gay" isn't exactly "happy" anymore, "kenny" isn't exactly "handsome". often regarded as "ogre" or "jumpscare", a "kenny" typically has at least 250 restraining orders against him and assault charges on different men, women, and children in each city/town he has visited due to severe trauma and stress simply caused by having him in your field of vision. not only is "kenny" short for "kenneth", "kenny" is also short in other aspects of his physical being.
by big back bowling July 2, 2024
Get the kennymug. by Thegreatgayman January 22, 2021
Get the red head kennymug. by aligray November 22, 2021
Get the Kennymug.