my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026

Chicken's Waistcoat

A condom. Rubber-Johnny. Durex.

"Lads, I'm on for shag. Anyone got any chicken's waistcoats?"

by Chilli Vanilli January 28, 2013

Grab a waist

National grab a waist day

National grab a waist day is where you grab your girls waist and make her drool as much as you can! National grab a waist day is on the 17th of april and also on the 17th of april you may lick her ears

by Nationaldayssexyedition April 15, 2019

hooyaday Nuug iyo Wass

That word is a Somali word to diss someone's somalin mom or your own Somalian mom will use that to diss you but she's basically saying it to herself because you are not a mom...yet
English translation: Fuck and Lick your mom

Ahmed's MOM: Ya!! tag nadiifi jikada Ya!!! Go clean the Kitchen

Ahmed: Ahh hooyo u sheeg najma in ay sameeyaan Ahh Mom tell NajmaLazy ass Sister to do it.
MOM: hooyaday Nuug iyo wass!! Adiga tag iyo nadiifi Fuck and Lick your mom!! You go and clean it
Ahmed: Ahh okay!!

by Lilysimd August 25, 2022

RWD (Rate of Wass Development)

Is a measure of simply how fast a wasteman can produce wass, hence the ‘rate’ of ‘wass development’.

Audace’s RWD (Rate of Wass Development) must be off the charts... especially when surrounded by the mandem or with a beer in hand.

by James Wassalhino January 24, 2023

Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small

Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds

by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 19, 2024