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german unicorn

one will lie down and their partner will shit on their forehead trying to make it stand looking like a horn
Tim lay down while goggles stood a fresh steaming log on his head.
This was the act of the German Unicorn
He had a 2nd one in the chamber tuning him into a mutated Nazi unicorn
by Tim Y June 4, 2017
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Unicorn Nibbler

When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.
I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.
by lovestolkein January 7, 2011
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Unicorn Booty

A fine booty so rare, it's mythical.
Mallory's booty isn't just great, it's a unicorn booty you only hear about in legends!
by heyottokaiser October 26, 2012
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Russian Unicorn

A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet
did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé

no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS
by jkrock569 August 25, 2011
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Unicornism [Religion]

1. The religion where a group of people called "Unicornists". Worship that, 5236 years ago, 'The Unicorn of Destiny' was born, and brought "marijuana" into the universe. "When thy shalt smoke this 'Joint' you shall have holy things run through thy brain." They also beleived that the Unicorn of Destiny fucked the virgin mary, when she was super duper high. And his son is Jesus. Jesus only beleived he was the son of god because he was a crack baby! Now a days groups of people gather in large groups known as "Herb Circles" or "Dude, let's get high" and smoke marijuana cigarretes... Reefers (By the way we never said the unicorn had died)

2. The beleif in having sex with horses enables the baby to grow an ever erected penis on their snout

Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
1. Weed.... Bitch... Unicornism Religion

2. Fuck a horse and find out... Unicornism religion

The unicorn thing was necissarry? REARRY?


Both of these definitions are for fun, not for any way of real beleif or offense in any way.
by The Unicorn of Destiny March 29, 2009
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Agreeable Unicorn

The Agreeable Unicorn is a sex move specifically made for men with man buns or top knots. A dildo is wrapped up in the hair of the man bun or top knot, and is then used to penetrate a sexual partner. This was aptly named because someone with a dildo wrapped up in their hair looks like a unicorn, and the act of penetrating a partner looks like the unicorn nodding yes in agreement.
Katie was giving Jonathan booty, then he took the rubber band out of his hair and wrapped a dildo up in his long luscious locks, then Jonathan gave Katie the Agreeable Unicorn to her satisfaction.
by slipintoaslimjim October 10, 2016
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unicorn hunting

When a heterosexual couple searches for a bisexual woman (or sohrab) to be the third in a three person relationship.
Honey, how do you feel about hitting up OKCupid to go unicorn hunting?
by notsohrab69 February 22, 2022
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