Skip to main content

Trump

When you have to take a shit real bad but hold it in. Then all of a sudden the turtle head pops through and you give way. You just took a trump in your pants.
I ate crab legs and then went out for drinks. I was in the lobby of the Bellagio, felt a rumble and realized, I’m fucked. I held on as long as I could and then trumped in my jeans.
by Brian wood November 8, 2020
mugGet the Trump mug.

trump

A person (or group) who loses so often and so hard, that they are even worse than an average loser; a person (or group) who can't stop losing.
Politics - The Donald was impeached twice! He just can't stop losing. He is such a trump!

Sports / Games - If we keep losing every game, people will think we're trumps!

General - Don't be such a trump, bro!
by Pansexual Satan January 13, 2021
mugGet the trump mug.

Trump

Like a cunt only much much worse. Think of a racist fat opinionated sexist vain megalomaniac and then imagine somebody who makes that person seem like Mother Teresa

In scientific notation it’s denoted as cunt10000. (Cunt to power of 10000)
That fat fuck in the red baseball cap talking shit is a real trump
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019
mugGet the Trump mug.

Trump

A cool name but was ruined from a man with a tupay
by FUCKwjbjfbfbfmd July 15, 2018
mugGet the Trump mug.

Trump

A poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a tough man and dumb man's idea of a smart man.
Billy Bob was impressed by Trumps business apptitude
by anonymous October 27, 2020
mugGet the Trump mug.

Trumpes

It's like herpes, except that it's not sexually transmitted. It effects the brains of unsuspecting taxpayers who are susceptible to easy lies, blatant arrogance, and prone to wishing they could also lead a life of bad decisions yet still somehow view themselves as success stories. Much like Donald Johnson. Trump has done.
"hey. Have you heard from Thom lately?"

"no, not since he contracted the trumpes..."
by Buildingsea$ September 14, 2017
mugGet the Trumpes mug.

Trump

That Trump guy is screwing everything up
by Dr. Stupid the original September 2, 2019
mugGet the Trump mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email