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Spider Shit

The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.
After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.
by Deadrablade September 20, 2014
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Spider bump

1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.

2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
Those girls are totally going home to spider bump.
by yumtown March 13, 2009
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The Dance of the Spider

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.
My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!
by ktmax June 21, 2012
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spider-rat

"Looks like a rat but's got a face just like a spider," will bite people, and leaves a stinger as long as a man's finger; they often haunt the dreams of cowboys. Gunsmoke Season 5 Episode 7
You ever seen a spider-rat?
by globs March 14, 2016
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Spider man

a guy wearing mask who had the mission to destroy the city of new york to just save a pussy
cleaner numba 1: oh look spider man
cleaner numba 2:oh shit here we go again
by griythan December 27, 2020
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spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance
ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts
by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006
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Spider girl

When a guy cums on a girl's face, then she wipes it off with two fingers and flicks it onto the dude's face.
That asshole shot a load on my face so I wiped it off and gave him a Spider girl!
by Taco the silverback June 20, 2010
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