The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.
After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.
by Deadrablade September 20, 2014

1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.
2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
by yumtown March 13, 2009

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.
My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!
Good job bro!
by ktmax June 21, 2012

"Looks like a rat but's got a face just like a spider," will bite people, and leaves a stinger as long as a man's finger; they often haunt the dreams of cowboys. Gunsmoke Season 5 Episode 7
by globs March 14, 2016

by griythan December 27, 2020

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance
by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006

When a guy cums on a girl's face, then she wipes it off with two fingers and flicks it onto the dude's face.
by Taco the silverback June 20, 2010
