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Kevin

A Kevin is a male version of a Karen.

All the characteristics are the same.
Nobody wants to be a Kevin or a Karen.
If you are one, then your life is fucked up.
Guy: C'mon dude, don't be such a Kevin!
by We will all die. July 16, 2020
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Kevin

Kyle: I know you took my juul brah
Kevin: Nahh man it was Jordan dude I swear brah
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Kevin

A SIMP and only a SIMP
Friend: Kevin is such a SIMP
You: Yeah ikr
by Patrick Sad April 7, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.
Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."
by Idontfuckingknowitsmidnight December 2, 2018
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Kevin

One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.
by Marin8ing September 23, 2017
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Kevin

A good friend who slowly starts to disappear like the meme. Always sentimental about the squad, but always pulls a John Cena when thy actually meet up. In short terms, RIP Hamilton Street.
Where's Kevin? He's right next can't you SEE him?
by RIPKDOT March 11, 2017
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Kevin

He is an idiot
Me: Kevin ur an idiot

Kevin: I know
by ZxSloth December 9, 2016
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