Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.
by BCK KOP May 22, 2022
by Ilovebigbangers August 20, 2021
Person 1: How are you making so much money? Do you have a job?
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations
by 316136136136174 February 17, 2021
When a company hires musicians to make rock and roll.
The rock typically sounds like something you'd hear in a 2000s teen's movie or a commercial.
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Guy 1 "Did you hear that music in the commercial?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
Guy 2 "Yeah, it sounded like Corporate rock, I swore I also heard in some shitty teen's movie"
by dghgt October 19, 2023
A cult dedicated to the most advanced animals, Aardvarks and frogs. It is the second most popular cult, after MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM (Which is an ally) It is theorized that the VP of Froggy Froggy raided the Monke Monke discord server, and was banned for 1 day. However, they patched things up and Monke Monke and Froggy Froggy are one of the most prestigious cult allies in history. Varky Varky was founded a few weeks after Froggy Froggy and merged soon after to create a mega-cult. Together, they have one of the largest member counts, and may even surpass Monke Monke soon. They have no other connections with other cults, although there are sub-cults, such as Prnty Prnty that have their own dedicated channels to worship in within the server. Froggy Froggy/Varky Varky members are known (and scientifically proven) to have higher IQ and lower cringe scores as well.
Did you hear about the new Froggy Froggy & Varky Varky Animal Cult Corporation Inc. merch?
I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!
I know right! I bought 50 copies for my future humans!
by froggy froggy overlord June 6, 2022
Work in a corporate setting everyone has to be nice, when really can’t stand someone. If an issue comes up, people are nice about it, but will get angry and complain to a supervisor. Demanding a request using nice words. Like Minnesota or Texas nice, but in a corporation.
I thought he was fine when I told him a conference room was not available. He complained to my supervisor. He was being corporate-nice.
If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.
If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.
by surfangel March 20, 2018
A fictitious rank for someone who believes that they are a genius military leader (or at least more competent than their actual military leaders), due specifically to their lower-level military experience.
Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.
Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.
Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.
Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.
"And so Hitler the Corporal-General, remembering his time as a corporal in the trenches of the Western Front, declared that putting more resources into producing flamethrowers would win the war, much to the chagrin of his generals, who had instead been trying to get him to allocate more divisions to repel the allied invasion of Sicily."
by Dr Mg October 14, 2022