Why are you telling...

When are your going to do what I want?
Fat bald faggoot "Why are you telling... People to murder children?"

Hym "Why aren't you talking about the targeted harassment? Is it because this is and always has been about turning me into the bad guy in perpetuity from now until I'm in a state of complete subservience and it has nothing to do with your child's safety and everything to do with making me feel inadequate because you know the second I figure out you're being preferentially selected for we are going to have a problem that only child murder can solve?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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Everyone Wants To Tell You All Something Greaten Than You All
Everyone Wants To Tell You All Something Greaten Than You All
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I meant to tell you

What is I meant to tell you
When I said it s my box , I meant to tell you it was mom box
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tell me now!

The refrain of an adult with a child's level of patience.
"At some point maybe we can discuss it."
"No! Tell me now!"
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If you tell Hym

No the fuck they will nit. They do not have a stake in this and aren't going to do anything.
Hym "And if you are getting people saying that 'If you tell Hym we're going to do something' you know they are full of shit and just want me to get robbed. If you are doing this because of threats to your children, not paying me lets those people off the hook and gets one of your kids stabbed. You end the surveillance and you punish the people responsible for it and you pay me for that AI contribution because in not doing those thing you are violating my rights. It'll be the biggest mistake of your life."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2025
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show and tell

Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
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show and tell

Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.
You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
by Ben.C.2008 February 26, 2022
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