A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.

"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."

by Omendob March 8, 2021

Halifax Fudge Badger

Is when a Canadian presses his anus against the anus of his French Canadian partner and burrows the fudge badger (turd) into the hutch (anus) of his partner. Often Moosehead Lager is required as a lubricant.

When Geddy gave Celine the Halifax Fudge Badger he shouted, "Oh Canada, eh?"

by gDillHole2 January 8, 2011

The Honey Badger Technique

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

by Kunmed shmahari March 30, 2018

Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

by Potatomans October 4, 2017

Honey badger pops

honey badger backflip cereal with real bees making honey while bouncing on a trampoline while eating banana popsicles.

I love honey badger pops

by little man 13 February 10, 2023

Badgers Ball Bag

The horrid looking sack of elbow skin situated on a male badgers crotch, that houses its testicals.
Also a brilliant way to describe a fugly person

See that lass over their? She's got a face like a badgers ball bag.

by Phillip Coyne January 13, 2009

Badger High School

A school full of preppy girls, emo kids, and furry wannabe's who feel imprisoned.

"Hey, have you heard of Badger High School?"
"Yeah, that place is a shit show

by Equation Slayer December 4, 2018