idiot sandwich

A cute nickname for your significant other

"A candy sandwich for my idiot sandwich."
- A former friend of mine

by Lee Bradswell April 19, 2017

club sandwich

a sandwich that you can order at any restaurant... even if you're not a member of the club!

"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it." --Mitch Hedberg

by Danny Zeff January 8, 2009

aids sandwich

a sandwich, consisting of bread, mayonnaise, cheese, and, of course, AIDS.

" I had an aids sandwich and a diet fresca for lunch today"

by mr slippyfist May 27, 2007

sandwich ma

a homogenous white neighborhood located on cape cod. Where white kids wear pants shorts and shirts with pictures of pink whales, horses and blue anchors all while they trot around in boat shoes.

Sandwich ma is best exemplified by the Tea Partay Representatives. "Straight outta Cape Cod we Keepin'it real..."

by Charles Winklevoss IV March 15, 2011

sandwich party

a party in which a good amount of women of any age can get together and discuss various sandwich making methods in order to keep their boyfriends and/or husbands calm and relaxed.

Bob: Hey man what are you doin tonight? Wanna chill and play some call of duty online?

Ted: Oh sure man.. I just have to pick up my girlfriend from her sandwich party..it's about that time you know..

by Kitchen B. Itch May 7, 2010

hardbread sandwich

The default luncheon sandwich ordered by corporate America, for corporate America. Its distinguishing characteristic is a tough, chewy, baguette-like bread surrounding folded meat and cheese and accompanied by a wilted pickle spear and condiment packets. It is second only to pizza in the most-ordered-yet-least-desired lunch food category, and epitomizes corporate decisionmaking in that the hardbread sandwich neither offends nor delights.

A hardbread sandwich (HBS) is best served in a boardroom or meeting room setting and usually comes in quantities of eight or more. The HBS is specially designed to help the contents slide out from between the slices of bread even when bitten with gentle pressure.

Man, Ralph ordered a bunch of hardbread sandwiches for lunch again.

That hardbread sandwich tore up my grill!

by Corporate Luncher August 8, 2006

Grape sandwich

Two males doing the act of a lesbian scissors session.

" Jill just caught her brother and her boyfriend in the kitchen making a grape sandwich"

by Jab1985 September 21, 2009